Warning

This may totally skew your view of me.
Once upon a time, I went to this school, called Parker High School. And it was my favorite year.
Not only because there were no bells and it was easy to skip class, but because that is when I first laid eyes on the man of my dreams.
One day I was walking down the hallway, and I see the most gorgeous man I have ever seen in my entire life.
And I just see him every single day.
And I kinda just keep mum about it for awhile. And then finally one day I tell Paige about it. And then I tell everybody, because he's just too cute.
And then I found out his name, and that he's in choir.
So Paige and I make it our life's mission to stalk him.
We add him on Facebook and creep on him every day.
I regret to admit this, but it happened. We had pictures of him on our phones, his voice [singing] was our ringtone. We were stage 52 stalkers.
I was just in love with him basically and he didn't even know my name.
So I made it my life's mission to become friends with him.
This went on for a year, until we went to the crappy other high school.
One time, he was talking to my friend in the library, and I went up to my friend, just so I could talk to him (I never had before). And he blushed when I asked him a question. And that basically made mine and Paige's month.
But still, I just wanted to be friends with him.
And low and behold, the fates answered my cries when one day our paths crossed. And he told me I was cute. And he offered to carry me.
Okay, it was a blood drive and he was extremely concerned about my passing out, even though I was no where near it.
I politely declined.
And from that day on, he said hi to me every morning. And it would make my entire day.
To see him coming with his miss-matched clothes and messenger bag. Especially when he was wearing his glasses. Because he was fricken cute.
And Paige and I dedicated this song to him, because that's kinda his name.
And then he and I started talking every day in the library. Which basically made my life.
Except the gorgeousness of him wore off, but he was just such a sweetheart, I still loved him.
I just couldn't believe that I was friends with this guy, who I stalked for so long.
And he never even knew that I did.
Basically, he is the biggest sweetheart in the entire world, and beyond adorable and not gay.
And basically, I'm kinda still in love with him, even though he has a girlfriend. Who is gorgeous and I hope he marries. So I actually am not in love with him but I still pretend.
So, "Hey Stephen, I could give you fifty reasons why I should be the one you choose, all those other girls, well, their beautiful but would they write a song for you...?" I kinda wrote my own Hey Stephen song. And basically it makes me even more a total creep but I can promise you that I have never stalked anyone else in my entire life and this kid is so amazing you can hardly even blame me for it.